viewerdiscretionadvised:

I was alone, Falling free, Trying my best not to forget.

gentleman-monster:

wilsontoyourhouse:

hotbutterpopcorn:

baklavagina:

bromancer:

suddendeathinsouthcarolina:

anthonyaayteez:

princess-jeina:

holy shit

we are going to fucking die

2012

when the zombie apocalypse begins

what

this is such bullshit 

i concur 

fuck…

Ah, shit. 

I’m out.

Ooookay, now I’m scared. Like seriously, there are really very few things that scare me, aside from my phobias (mirrors, scorpions). But communicable, incurable, virulent disease? Oh sweet Crystal Dragon Jesus, that TERRIFIES me, and not in a fun way like horror movies. Diseases of any kind make me REALLY uncomfortable, and shit like this is about the only thing that induces pants-wetting terror in me. *Curls into a ball in the corner, making a high-pitched keening noise*

(Source: c0nfirm3d)

collegehumor:

Whale slaps bird

Bird wasn’t strutting her stuff as hard as she could on the corner that weekend?

(Source: College Humor)